Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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