I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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