I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
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how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
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Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I think a kid would responsible me up
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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