She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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