Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
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i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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