My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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