i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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