no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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