fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Randomize
