Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
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ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
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He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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