There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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