The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
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I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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