i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Someone stole a lamp last night.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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