He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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