I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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