So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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