i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
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She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
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How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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