I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
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At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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