dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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