Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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