whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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