Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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