dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
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I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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