we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
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I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
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I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
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