GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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