So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
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Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
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Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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