so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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