But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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