I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
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Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
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Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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