Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I just forgot I was standing up.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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