Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Sext me about skeletons
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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