okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
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Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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