i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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