do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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