she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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