Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
two words...techno handjob
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.