i just had sex bonerless
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
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Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
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You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?