so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
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Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.