Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
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its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
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just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Randomize