my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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