If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
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you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
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In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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