Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
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You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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