Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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