Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
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I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
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You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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