Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
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It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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