There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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