I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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