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How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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