Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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