Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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