found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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