We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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