I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
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...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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