who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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