nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
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Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
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Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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