he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
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We left an ass print on the piano.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
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Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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