I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Randomize
